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Trying to put a damper on these Ebola shenanigans

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Trying to put a damper on these Ebola shenanigans

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What it’s like to be married at 28 with no kids and a sugar momma.

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What it’s like to be married at 28 with no kids and a sugar momma.

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Grandma Caterpillar putting on lipstick.

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Grandma Caterpillar putting on lipstick.

  • Joan: I've been in this business for a million years and I'm a WOMAN... It's not easy... Do you know how many blow jobs I had to give to get where I am now?
  • Louis CK: ...
  • Joan: C'mon give me a number! How many blow jobs did it take for Joan Rivers to end up in a suite with lots of flowers?
  • Louis CK: (politely) ... I don't want to guess that...
  • Joan: C'mon, guess! You go from Carson, to clubs, to Fox, and my own show on daytime.. an Emmy... Red Carpets... A show with Melissa.. C'mon! Guess! I wanna hear a number! Guess!
  • Louis CK: *thinks about it* *counts* ... 40?
  • Joan: Excuse me?
  • Louis CK: around 40?
  • Joan:
  • How fucking dare you! *slaps him around*
  • None. The answer is none!! I don't do blow jobs! Smell my breath!
  • That's not what gets you places in this business for God sakes!
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